jaciona

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Jaciona is the top dog of all curly-haired girls. She’s your best friend, your emotional support, and the only one who will still talk to you after you’ve failed at life. She’s tiny, weird, and has a smile so bright it could blind you.
Jaciona texted me at 2 a. m. because she was crying over a TikTok dance.
She showed up at my birthday party in a unicorn costume and cried when I didn’t notice her.
She texted me: 'I love you more than I love my mom and my dog.' I replied: 'Okay.'
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Jaciona is the dumbest, most annoying girl on the planet. She’s a disaster waiting to happen and loves getting in trouble. She’s obsessed with blonde guys with curly hair and will do anything to be with them.
She got arrested for stealing a sandwich from the convenience store.
She sent me a DM saying, 'I am the most beautiful person on Earth and I am dating a prince.'
She tried to talk to my crush and said, 'I am hotter than you, and I know it.'
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