Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Jacinta is a girl who looks like an angel but acts like a devil. She makes guys forget their own names just to remember hers.

My brain shut off when I saw her at the mall.

He forgot his phone in the toilet because he was too busy thinking about her.

She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.

2

Jacinta is a Greek name meaning 'beautiful', but she looks like she just walked out of a beauty contest and then took a bite out of a donut.

She showed up in a tank top and I had a heart attack.

He fell for her in the grocery store and bought three bags of chips.

She smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

3

Jacinta is a girl so hot she could make a monk lose his vows. She’s smart, and she knows how to use it.

She winked at me and I dropped my coffee.

He texted her 10 times in one day and got ignored.

She walked by and I forgot how to walk.

4

Jacinta is a good girl who acts like a bad girl. She hides her secrets well but everyone knows she’s got a wild side.

He asked her out and she said yes after 10 minutes of flirting.

She laughed at his jokes and he got a hard-on.

She told him she was busy but he knew she was lying.

5

Jacinta is my sister and she’s perfect. She’s smart, kind, and will beat you up if you don’t do your homework.

She told me to do my math and I got a black eye.

She got a job while I was still in school.

She laughed at my jokes and I felt stupid.

6

Jacinta is a girl so perfect she could make a superhero jealous. She’s funny, kind, and looks like she just stepped out of a magazine.

She walked in and I had to look away.

He fell for her in one day and now he’s her slave.

She laughed at my joke and I felt like a fool.

7

Jacinta eats seaweed and dances like no one’s watching. She’s cool and weird, and everyone wants to be her.

She danced in the hallway and I got distracted.

He asked her to prom and she said yes after eating seaweed.

She laughed at my joke and I felt stupid.