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When you talk like a king but bring out a soggy pizza.

I said I’d bring the best food. It was just a pizza from the gas station.

He promised a feast. It was a bag of chips and a expired donut.

She said she’d bring the party. It was just her and a sad playlist.

When you brag like a champion but show up with nothing.

He said he’d bring the whole team. He showed up alone and forgot his shoes.

She said she’d bring the snacks. She brought a single lollipop.

They promised a big event. It was just a Zoom call with three people.

When you lie like a thief but give you a broken toy.

He said he’d bring the newest game. It was a broken controller from 2008.

She said she’d bring the best treat. It was a half-eaten muffin.

They said they’d bring the party. It was just a sad playlist and a broken speaker.

When you promise like a magician but hand you a sad cup of coffee.

He said he’d bring the best drink. It was just coffee from the gas station.

She said she’d bring the fancy stuff. It was a cup of coffee and a broken spoon.

They promised a cool drink. It was just lukewarm coffee and a sad smile.

When you act like a superhero but bring you a broken toy.

He said he’d bring the best toy. It was a broken toy from the dollar store.

She said she’d bring the cool stuff. It was just a broken watch and a sad face.

They said they’d bring the fun. It was just a broken toy and a broken promise.

When you talk like a god but give you a sad sandwich.

He said he’d bring the best lunch. It was just a sad sandwich and a broken napkin.

She said she’d bring the cool food. It was just a sandwich and a broken promise.

They said they’d bring the best meal. It was just a sad sandwich and a broken heart.