Jacinded

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A Jacinde is a girl who acts like a lunatic, but you still wanna date her because she’s hot and won’t shut up. She’ll talk your ear off about anything and everything, and she won’t tell anyone your secrets. Don’t mess with her or she’ll make your life a living hell.
Just met this Jacinde and she started yelling at me for wearing mismatched socks. I now know her life story and my future is doomed.
My Jacinde friend told my ex about my masturbation habits. I’m still mad.
This Jacinde I dated once had a temper so bad she once threw a chair at a wall during a movie.
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A Jacinde is a girl who’s like a wild animal, but you still like her. She’s loud, she’s crazy, and she’s got a nice ass. She won’t tell anyone your business, but she’ll tell you all of hers. Don’t cross her or you’ll regret it.
This Jacinde I dated once screamed at me for eating cereal for dinner. Now I know her entire life story and I’m stuck with it.
My Jacinde friend told my mom about my bad grades. I’m now grounded for life.
This Jacinde I met at the gym is so loud she once yelled at a stranger for not tipping his barista.
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A Jacinde is a girl who’s crazy, but you still love her. She’s always talking, she’s always moving, and she’s got a nice ass. She won’t tell anyone your secrets, but she’ll tell you hers. Don’t make her mad or you’ll get the worst of it.
This Jacinde I dated once had a temper so bad she once kicked my door in during an argument. I now know her life story and my door is broken.
My Jacinde friend told my boss about my sick days. I’m now working overtime and I hate her.
This Jacinde I met at the park once screamed at me for not throwing a frisbee. I now know her entire life story and I’m stuck with it.
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