Jacinda Adern

A New Zealand politician who acts like she's too good to actually talk to you, but instead just smiles like she knows all your secrets and lets the rest of the world figure it out. She’s the queen of fake kindness and the original watermelon sugar whisperer.

She’s the kind of person who would rather die than say something mean, but still manages to make everyone else look like a screaming toddler. She’s the reason politicians now compete to be the nicest Karen.

She’s like a soft, sweet, overpriced muffin that also happens to be a politician. She doesn’t say anything useful, but she makes you feel like you’re the one who’s being unreasonable.

She’s the kind of person who would rather let the whole country burn than say something mean, but somehow still manages to make everyone else look like a fool. She’s the original watermelon sugar whisperer.

She’s like a Politician who’s been dipped in a jar of honey and then left in the sun for too long. She doesn’t say anything useful, but she makes you feel like you’re the one who’s being unreasonable.

She’s the Politician who gives you the sweetest smile while making you feel like you’re the only one who has to actually do something. She’s the reason everyone now tries to be the nicest Karen.