jacim

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#charming#annoying#flirt

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Jacim is a star. He’s got the charm of a cockroach in a candy store. He winks at you like he’s been waiting his whole life to flirt with you. He just wants love and a guy who can take him seriously.
He walked into the bar and every girl turned around. He looked at me and said, 'You’re the one.' I said, 'You’re the one who needs a drink.'
He asked me out, and I said yes. He asked me out again. I said yes again. He asked me out a third time. I said, 'You’re the one who needs a punch in the face.'
He asked me if I wanted to go to the movies. I said yes. He asked if I wanted to go to the park. I said yes. He asked if I wanted to go to his house. I said, 'No, I want to go to jail.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jacim is a star. He’s got the looks of a unicorn and the confidence of a guy who’s never been rejected. He’ll flirt with you like you’re the last donut on the plate. He just wants to be loved and to find his perfect match.
He came into class and the teacher said, 'Jacim, you’re the only one who can make me blush.' I said, 'He also makes me want to hide in the closet.'
He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. He asked me to be his girlfriend again. I said yes again. He asked me to be his girlfriend a third time. I said, 'You’re the only one I’d take to the hospital.'
He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I love you too.' He said, 'I love you more.' I said, 'I love you enough to punch you.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jacim is a star. He walks in like he owns the place. He smiles at you like you’re the last piece of pizza. He just wants to be loved and find the guy who can handle him.
He walked into the room and all the girls turned around. He looked at me and said, 'You’re the one.' I said, 'You’re the one who needs a break.'
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. He asked me if I wanted to go to the restaurant. I said yes. He asked me if I wanted to go to his house. I said, 'No, I want to go to the moon.'
He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I love you too.' He said, 'I love you more.' I said, 'I love you enough to leave you.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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