jaci mae

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A hot mess who thinks she's perfect, but everyone knows she's lying. She’s got a personality so loud it could wake the dead.

'You’re not perfect,' I said. She replied, 'I’m 99.9% perfect, and that’s more than you’ll ever be.'

She walked into the room like she owned it. Then tripped over her own feet. Still smiled.

She texted me, 'I’m flawless. You’re just jealous.' I replied, 'You’re not flawless. You’re just delusional.'

A woman so pretty she makes your brain shut off. But she’s also the kind of person who will swear at you for breathing too loud.

She looked at me and said, 'You’re ugly. I’m not even trying.'

She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong coffee. Then said, 'You’re lucky I’m pretty.'

She texted me, 'You’re not worth my time. I’m busy being beautiful.'

A woman who’s so good-looking it’s unfair. But she also has a temper that could make a dragon cry.

She saw me wearing a shirt she didn’t like and said, 'You’re wearing that? I’m going to burn it.'

She got mad at a guy for cutting in line and yelled, 'You’re not even worth my beauty.'

She posted on Instagram: 'I’m perfect. Everyone else is just average.'