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A woman so hot she could make a T-man cum in his pants. She’s got a face that could win a beauty pageant and a body that makes men forget their own names.
My T-man is already drooling at the thought of her.
She walks in and the whole class forgets how to breathe.
I tried to text her and my phone caught on fire.
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A Utah Mormon girl who thinks Asian boys are the bomb. She’s got a holy spirit and a crush on the guy who wears a hoodie.
She texts her crush every day and prays for him at church.
She says she’s going to marry him and convert him to Mormonism.
She even brought him a slice of pizza for lunch.
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Jacie is the queen of the school. She’s got a smile that could make a dead man come back to life and a heart so big it could fit a whole football team.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
Her smile was so bright it blinded me.
I would follow her to the ends of the earth.
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Jaci is a total goddess. She’s smart, hot, and will deny it until she’s dead. She’s got a big heart, but she’s got walls higher than the Eiffel Tower.
She told me she’s not hot, but I saw her in a bikini and I died.
She’s got more admirers than the president.
She only dates people who start with R, J, L, or A, because she’s picky.
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Jaci is the most amazing woman you’ll ever meet. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous and a heart that’s full of love and joy.
She’s got titties that could make a guy forget his own name.
She’s so kind she even lets you text her during lunch.
She’s got a laugh that could make a whole class cry with laughter.
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Jaci is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got a face that could win a contest and a body that could make a statue jealous.
She said she’s not hot, but I saw her in a tank top and I was gone.
She plays basketball like it’s a war.
She thinks she has haters, but they’re all fake.
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Jaci is the best mom ever. She’s got a heart full of love and a smile that could make a dead man come back to life.
She’s the best mom I’ve ever had, besides my own.
She makes the best cookies in the whole school.
She’s got a laugh that could make a whole class cry with laughter.
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