Jachymek

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To rip someone apart like a juicy burger and then lick their guts while they’re still twitching. You swallow their brains and laugh like a hyena after you’re done.
I jachymeked my math teacher after he failed me for no reason.
She jachymeked her ex at the prom and ate his tongue in front of everyone.
He jachymeked the pizza guy because he was late by three minutes.
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To murder someone so fast and so hard they don’t even know what hit them. It’s like a robot rage mode but with more screaming and less coffee.
He jachymeked his neighbor after the neighbor played loud music at 2 AM.
She jachymeked her brother when he took her last slice of cake.
The guy jachymeked the mailman because he forgot to bring the newspaper.
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