Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A disease that makes your nose turn into a giant blob because you tell so many lies it can’t handle the nonsense.

My nose is so big it looks like a toad on a skateboard.

I swear my nose is about to break the sound barrier.

I told a lie so big my nose started a rock band.

2

When your nose turns into a meaty monster because you lie so much it’s like a wrestling match between your face and the truth.

My nose is so big it’s gonna start a new sport.

I told one more lie and my nose started doing push-ups.

I lied so hard my nose got a second job.

3

A nose that grows so big from all the lies you tell it starts to look like it’s gonna take over your whole face.

My nose is now a full-time employee.

I lied so much my nose got a tattoo.

I told a lie so big my nose got a degree.

4

A condition where your nose grows to the size of a football because you lie so much it’s like your face is in a war with the truth.

My nose is now a football player.

I told one lie and my nose started a riot.

My nose is so big it got its own Instagram.

5

A nose that swells up like a balloon because you lie so much it’s like your face is blowing up from all the nonsense.

My nose is about to pop like a balloon at a party.

I told a lie so big my nose got a party invite.

I lied so much my nose got a coupon for more lies.

6

A disease that turns your nose into a giant meatball because you lie so much it’s like your face is in a food fight with the truth.

My nose is now a meatball on a plate.

I told a lie so big my nose got a side dish.

My nose is so big it started a food blog.