jachym

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Jáchym thinks he's the king of the world, but he's actually a softie who'll fight for you like a madman if someone messes with you.

Jáchym told me he'd punch my dad if he didn't stop yelling at me.

He stood up for me in gym class when the bigger kids picked on me.

He threatened to beat up my crush if he didn't ask me out.

He's got a big tool and no interest in getting his butt kissed.

He laughed when I told him I'd rather date a chicken than him.

He said he'd rather eat a whole pizza than get an enema.

He told me he'd rather be stabbed than do anal.

Jáchym is a hot guy who tells it like it is and will be your best friend forever if you let him.

He told my mom she was a fat cow and she loved him for it.

He made me laugh until I cried at lunch.

He stuck with me when I failed math and called my teacher a butt-face.

He's got a huge cock, a face like a god, and sometimes he wears hair like a rockstar.

He showed off his cock in gym class and no one said a word.

He looked like a god when he walked into the room.

He had long hair and a giant penis and I was jealous.

He's a skinny weirdo who lives under bridges and thinks being a femboy is a superpower.

He told me he had a down syndrome and a superpower called being a femboy.

He ran into a bridge during a rainstorm and said it was a spiritual experience.

He tried to make me go to femboyorgycon and I almost cried.