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A god-like human who is everywhere at once. Also a king or leader. He’s got all the girls eating out of his hand and everyone thinks he’s perfect. He’s good at video games and everything else he tries. He learns things fast, like a f***ing genius.
He’s in three games at once and still flirting with my sister.
He learned how to code in a day and laughed at me for taking a week.
He’s got five girls texting him at the same time and still passed his math test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who acts like a god. He’s got the girls wrapped around his finger and everyone thinks he’s the best. He’s super good at video games and anything he tries. He learns things super fast, like he’s got a f***ing brain made of lightning.
He beat my high score in 10 seconds and still had time to text my crush.
He learned to play the guitar in a day and still had time to beat me at chess.
He’s got six girls asking him out and still finished his homework.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who’s everywhere at once. He’s got all the girls and everyone thinks he’s the best. He’s amazing at video games and everything else. He learns things so fast, it’s like he’s got a f***ing rocket in his brain.
He’s in two games at once and still texting my crush.
He learned how to dance in a day and still beat me at math.
He’s got three girls texting him and still passed his science test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who’s like a god. He’s got all the girls and everyone thinks he’s awesome. He’s super good at video games and everything he tries. He learns things so fast, it’s like he’s got a f***ing superpower.
He’s in three games and still texting my crush.
He learned how to code in a day and still beat me at basketball.
He’s got four girls texting him and still finished his project.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who’s like a god. He’s got the girls and everyone thinks he’s perfect. He’s good at video games and everything he tries. He learns things super fast, like he’s got a f***ing brain that’s on fire.
He’s in two games at once and still texting my crush.
He learned how to play the piano in a day and still beat me at math.
He’s got five girls texting him and still passed his science test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who acts like a god. He’s got all the girls and everyone thinks he’s the best. He’s good at video games and everything he tries. He learns things so fast, it’s like he’s got a f***ing brain that’s a machine.
He’s in three games and still texting my crush.
He learned how to play the guitar in a day and still beat me at chess.
He’s got six girls texting him and still finished his homework.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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