jachole

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A magical freak who can fix anything but can’t decide which power to use because they’re too good at everything. Loyal as hell, super rare, and you can trust them with your life. They light up everyone they meet but nobody gets why they’re so weird.

My friend just healed my broken heart and my broken phone. I’m confused.

She’s the only person who can fix my mood and my Wi-Fi at the same time.

I trusted her with my secrets and my cat. Both are now missing.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy with a huge member, a soft heart, and a laugh that could make a dead man cry. He’s a bit of a nervous wreck but knows how to party like nobody’s watching. He’s basically a human version of Cigarettes After Sex.

He showed up to my party with a full pizza and a bottle of wine. I knew it was gonna be good.

He cried when I laughed at his joke. That’s how sensitive he is.

He’s my guy. He’s got a big member and a bigger heart.

by Slangipedia 2d ago