jachob

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The king of the lunch table. The kind of kid who eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for a milkshake.
Jachob just ate three burgers and still flexed his abs in the mirror.
At lunch, Jachob sat at the biggest table and laughed at everyone else.
Jachob challenged the whole school to a hot dog eating contest and won.
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A short, round, loud-ass motherfucker who thinks he’s the center of the universe.
Jachob screamed at the teacher for giving him a D on his math test.
Jachob tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office.
Jachob ran into a wall during gym class and still didn’t shut up.
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