Jachimike

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A god-level human who can't be stopped. Super strong. Hot. Smart. And totally awesome. Like Zeus's kid. Athena's brain. Ares's hunger. Aphrodite's looks.
Jachimike walked in and the whole room shut up. Like a god walking into a bar and telling the bartender to stop talking.
He ate the whole pizza by himself. Then he stared at me like I was a joke.
He solved the math test in 10 seconds. Then he asked the teacher if it was a trick question.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human from heaven. Can't be stopped. Super strong. Looks like a god. Brain like a genius. Drunk on power. A god's kid. Athena's brain. Ares's rage. Aphrodite's face.
He walked into the class and the teacher immediately gave him an A. No questions asked.
He drank 10 sodas and didn't even blink. Then he challenged the principal to a wrestling match.
He beat the school's best wrestler in 3 seconds. Then he asked the guy if he wanted a snack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A god's kid. Can't be stopped. Super strong. Looks like a god. Brain like a genius. Drunk on power. Ares's rage. Aphrodite's face. Athena's brain. And totally awesome.
He walked into the room and the whole class got distracted. Even the teacher forgot what she was teaching.
He ate the entire cake in one bite. Then he said, 'That was weak.'
He solved the algebra problem in 5 seconds. Then he asked the teacher if it was too easy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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