Jachie

My cousin is a Jachie. He walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don't serve drunks here.' He said, 'I'm not drunk. I'm just testing the stool.'

My mom called my dad a Jachie because he tried to flirt with the mailman and got slapped.

At the gym, the guy next to me said, 'You look like a Jachie.' I said, 'Thanks. I try.'

My uncle went to Scotland and came back as a Jachie. He now talks to pigeons and eats bread from the trash.

The man on the train was a Jachie. He had a bottle of whiskey, a sandwich, and a beard that looked like a raccoon had moved in.

I saw a Jachie on the street. He was wearing a hat made of socks and singing opera.