JaChiah

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The only human who could beat your mom in a fight and still smell like a rose

My crush is JaChiah. I’ve seen her eat a whole pizza by herself and still laugh at my bad jokes.

JaChiah is the only person who could tell my dad he looked like a raccoon and he’d believe her.

I tried to prank JaChiah with a whoopee cushion. She turned it into a whoopee cushion war. I lost.

The person who could make your ex cry with a single text and still be your best friend

My ex texted JaChiah to ask for advice. She replied with a single emoji and my ex cried like a baby.

JaChiah sent my ex a message that said 'You’re a hot mess.' My ex sent her a 500-word essay on why she was a 'beautiful mess.'

JaChiah turned my ex into a crying mess with just one text. I’m still laughing at it.

The only person who could make your teacher shut up and still get an A+ on the test

JaChiah asked my teacher a question so smart, she shut up for the rest of the class. Then JaChiah got an A+ on the test.

My teacher tried to yell at JaChiah. She just smiled and answered every question right. My teacher gave up.

JaChiah turned my teacher into a quiet ghost. Then she aced the test like it was nothing.