jachelldra

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A total beast. She's got the confidence of a lion and the sweetness of a lollipop, but don't mess with her or she'll rip your face off.

She walked in and everyone shut up. Then she smiled and said, 'You got five seconds.'

I tried to steal her snack. She looked at me like I just insulted her mom.

She texted me, 'You better be ready, I'm coming for you.' And I was.

A woman who's got sass to spare and a heart that's still soft, but don't you dare test her patience.

She told my brother, 'If you don't stop teasing me, I'll turn you into a chicken.' And he believed her.

She cried when I failed my test, but then she called my teacher a 'dumb bumblebee.'

She posted a selfie with the caption, 'I'm cute, I'm smart, and I know you're gonna regret this.'

A fierce lady who's got the smile of a saint and the temper of a volcano. Don't cross her or you'll be buried in ash.

She laughed at my joke, then told my crush he was 'a piece of trash.'

She ate my lunch and said, 'This is the best I've ever had. You're lucky I didn't throw it at you.'

She texted me, 'You're a disaster. But I still like you.' And I was confused.