Jache

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A fictional guy with brown hair and emotional issues who’s kinda hot but also a mess.
Jache cried during a movie and then texted his ex.
He tried to fix his feelings with a pizza and a Fortnite match.
He said he was fine, but his face said otherwise.
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A man with a lot of wood but no idea how to use it. He’s a virgin, plays Fortnite, and screams like a banshee. He’s easy to trick and can’t lift a pencil, but his flicks are genius. He spends all his money on V-Bucks and emotes, and you’re probably a stream sniper. Also, he’s into broomsticks and we don’t judge.
Jache spent $50 on a new emote and cried when he lost a match.
He screamed at his mom for not giving him enough V-Bucks.
He tried to flirt with a broom and got rejected.
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Jack Black’s hot, funny side. He’s got big glizzy vibes and is a total slagalition with a cherry on top. He’s charming, a bit of a crible, but he does the griddy like no one else.
Jache did the griddy and got a thousand likes.
He said he was a slagalition and then cried.
He charmed everyone but still couldn’t beat his broomstick fetish.
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He’s the SHIT. He has mega big glizzy vibes and is a total slagalition with a cherry on top. He’s charming, a bit of a crible, but he does the griddy like no one else.
Jache did the griddy in the middle of the street.
He said he was a slagalition and then cried.
He got a thousand likes for doing the griddy.
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