Jachary

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Jachary is when Jack Avery and Zach Herron get all sappy and cute, like they're the only two people in the world. They're the reason Why Don't We has more drama than a soap opera.
Jack: 'I’d marry Zach if he asked me.' Zach: 'He’d be my first husband.'
Zach: 'Jack is my favorite person.' Jack: 'He’s also my best friend.'
Corbyn: 'They’re just friends.' Everyone: 'LIES!'
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Jachary is when two boys in a band act like they’re in love, even though they're both faking it. But we all know it's real, because they're too cheesy to be fake.
Jack: 'Zach is my everything.' Zach: 'He’s also my favorite thing to eat.'
Zach: 'I’d die for Jack.' Jack: 'He’d be my favorite way to die.'
Fan: 'Jachary is real.' Zach: 'I know.' Jack: 'I know too.'
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Jachary is when Jack and Zach act like they’re in love, but they’re actually just trying to get out of doing the most annoying song. They're the worst at hiding it.
Jack: 'I love Zach more than I love my mom.' Zach: 'I love him more than I love my dog.'
Zach: 'Jack is my favorite person.' Jack: 'He’s also my favorite person.'
Fan: 'Jachary is 100% real.' Zach: 'Yes.' Jack: 'No.'
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Jachary is when Jack Avery and Zach Herron act like they're dating, even though they're both still in a band. They’re the reason Why Don’t We has more drama than a school lunch line.
Jack: 'Zach is my favorite person.' Zach: 'He’s also my favorite thing to eat.'
Fan: 'Jachary is the best ship ever!' Zach: 'Yes.' Jack: 'No, I’m the best.'
Zach: 'I love Jack.' Jack: 'I love Zach.' Fan: 'They’re both fake.'
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Jachary is when Jack Avery and Zach Herron act like they're in love, even though they’re both dating other people. They’re the worst at hiding it, and we all know it.
Jack: 'I’d marry Zach.' Zach: 'He’d be my first husband.'
Zach: 'I love Jack more than I love my dog.' Jack: 'He’s also my favorite person.'
Fan: 'Jachary is real.' Zach: 'I know.' Jack: 'I know too.'
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Jachary is when Jack Avery and Zach Herron act like they're in love, but it's just a distraction from Gabbie. They’re both faking it, but we know the truth.
Jack: 'I love Zach more than I love Gabbie.' Zach: 'I love him more than I love my dog.'
Zach: 'Jack is my favorite person.' Jack: 'He’s also my best friend.'
Fan: 'Jachary is real.' Gabbie: 'No way.'
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Jachary is when Jack Avery and Zach Herron get all sappy and cute, even though they’re being bullied by a group of girls from San Francisco who think they’re snakes.
Zach: 'Jack is my favorite person.' Jack: 'He’s also my best friend.'
Fan: 'Jachary is the best ship ever!' Zach: 'Yes.' Jack: 'No.'
Sassy Herron: 'They’re both fake.' Zach: 'No, we’re real.' Jack: 'Yes, we’re real.'
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