Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the man who thinks he's a king but can't even afford a pizza

He texts me at 2 AM saying he's going to be rich by tomorrow.

He posted a selfie with a burger and called it 'dinner at the penthouse.'

He claims he'll beat the lottery next week, but he still owes me $5.

2

the guy who talks like he's in a movie but is just barely holding on to his dignity

He told me he was going to be a movie star, then asked me for a loan.

He tried to propose to his mom and got rejected by a burger place.

He posted a video of himself walking into a store and called it 'the final act.'

3

the weakest link in the group who keeps pretending he's the main character

He said he was the leader of the group, then ran away when someone yelled at him.

He tried to start a fight with a kid and got tackled by a dog.

He posted a group photo and made everyone else look like extras.

4

the guy who promises the world but can't even remember his own password

He told me he'd be rich by now, but he still can't log into his bank account.

He said he was going to buy me a car, but he still uses a bike.

He claimed he'd be famous, but he still can't remember his own name.

5

the guy who still thinks he's cool even though no one else does

He still wears the same shirt from 2015 and thinks it's 'fashion.'

He tried to dance in front of the whole school and got laughed at.

He still calls himself 'the king' even though he got beaten up by a chicken.

6

the guy who thinks he's a superhero but is just barely holding on to his sanity

He told me he'd save the world, but he still can't pay his rent.

He tried to fly off a rooftop and landed in a trash can.

He said he'd defeat the villain, but he still got beaten up by his little brother.