Jach

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#Fortnite#stream sniper#emote lover

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A guy with more wood than brains who still thinks he’s cool. He screams like a banshee, plays Fortnite like it’s a religion, and probably still lives with his mom. He thinks flicks are the same as IQ and spends all his money on stupid emotes and V-Bucks instead of saving up for something real. You’re probably a stream sniper and he’s still into broomsticks like it’s the 1800s.
Jach just screamed into his microphone for 10 minutes and still didn't get the kill.
He spent $50 on a new emote and cried when he saw it.
He tried to lift a pencil and it broke because he's that weak.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fictional guy who's got a big butt, brown hair, and emotional issues, but still somehow manages to be sexy. He’s basically a walking mood swing with a side of attractiveness.
Barbat just cried into his pizza because he failed a test.
He sat on the floor for an hour and said it was a meditation.
He looked at his reflection and yelled, 'I AM BEAUTIFUL!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Black’s hot, annoying side. He’s like the guy who shows up to every party and thinks he’s the life of it, but nobody really likes him.
He showed up to the party and said, 'I’m the life of this party!' nobody believed him.
He tried to sing and it was like a dying cat.
He did a magic trick and it was just a rubber chicken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the SHIT. He’s got a huge penis, he’s slagalitions with a cherry on top, and he’s got the charm of a snake. He’s a fricking crible and he does the griddy better than anyone else.
He showed up to the party and everyone knew he was the SHIT.
He did the griddy and it was like a dance-off between two gods.
He said 'I'm slagalitions with a cherry on top' and nobody knew what that meant but it sounded cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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