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A guy so fat his cock looks like it was dipped in chocolate and left in a sauna
He walked in and the whole room went silent. It was like a church service.
His cock was so big, it had its own zip code.
I swear I saw his cock sweating.
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A man with a cock so big, it could make a grown man cry
He showed it off like it was the Eiffel Tower.
I almost fainted when I saw it.
His cock was bigger than my dad's car.
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A man whose cock is so huge, it could start a war
He showed it off at the bar, and everyone ran out.
I think it caused a traffic jam.
His cock was so big, it had its own country.