jaceyon

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A boy who's gonna be rich and successful, probably because he's got a good head on his shoulders and no dumb ideas

Jaceyon is gonna be a millionaire by 25. I swear, he’s got the brain of a genius and the luck of a fool.

He’s got a future so bright, it’s gonna blind all his friends.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be poor because I’m too dumb to invest in him.

A guy who’s gonna be rich, and everyone else is gonna be jealous of him

Jaceyon is gonna be rich, and all his friends are gonna be broke and crying in the corner.

He’s gonna be the richest guy in the class, and I’ll be the one cleaning the floors.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one eating dog food because I’m too lazy to cook.

A boy who’s gonna be rich, and he’s not even trying

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich and I’m gonna be broke because he’s got no idea what he’s doing.

He’s gonna be rich without even trying, and I’m gonna be the one working three jobs.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich and I’m gonna be the one counting my coins like it’s my job.

A boy who’s gonna be rich and everyone’s gonna know it

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and everyone’s gonna know it because he’s too loud about it.

He’s gonna be rich and I’m gonna be the one whispering about it in the corner.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one hiding my poverty like it’s a secret.

A boy who’s gonna be rich, and he’s gonna make everyone else look bad

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one looking like a fool next to him.

He’s gonna be rich, and all his friends are gonna be the ones looking like they failed life.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one sweating through my shirt because I’m too broke to buy a new one.

A boy who’s gonna be rich, and no one’s gonna believe it until it happens

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one laughing in his face until he actually is.

He’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one doubting him until he shows up with a Lamborghini.

Jaceyon’s gonna be rich, and I’m gonna be the one saying, 'Yeah, sure, whatever' until he proves me wrong.