Jacey KC

She walked into the room like she owned it. She didn't. She just had a bad hair day and a bigger ego.

He said he'd date her if she stopped talking. She said she'd date him if he stopped being a man.

She tried to act cool at the party. Nobody bought it. Not even the bartender.

She thought she was a queen. Turns out she just got a crown at the dollar store.

He tried to flirt with her. She took it as a compliment. He took it as a curse.

She got mad because the coffee wasn't hot enough. That's when we all knew she was doomed.

She looked like she had no idea what she was doing. She was just getting started.

She walked in like she had a plan. She had a plan. It was to walk out.

She said she was going to be famous. She still hasn't left the house.