jaceton

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A loud, stupid guy who acts like he's the king of the world, but somehow still gets all the girls. It's like he's got a magic wand and a bad haircut.
Jaceton just yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. Then he asked her out. She said yes.
He tried to impress his crush by doing a backflip into a puddle. It didn't work. But she still likes him.
He texted his ex: 'You were my first love. Now you're my last regret.' She replied: 'Still worth it.'
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A guy who looks like a model, talks like a genius, and acts like he's been through war. He's basically a god in human form.
Jaceton walked into the room and instantly turned all the girls' heads. One even dropped her phone.
He told a joke so good, the whole class laughed. Even the teacher.
He saved his crush from a falling pizza box. She now thinks he's a superhero.
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