jacesexual

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A person who gets hard-ons just by hearing the name Jace. They don’t realize they’re jacesexual until they’re already cumming in their pants.

My cousin saw a guy named Jace and passed out. He was like, 'I think I died.'

My teacher got so turned on by Jace that she wrote his name on the board 50 times.

I told my friend Jace was my neighbor and he cried. He said, 'I can’t take it anymore.'

A jacesexual is someone who can’t think straight when they see a Jace. It’s like having a brain fart from the inside.

I walked into a room and there was a Jace. I immediately asked for a drink. I didn’t even know why.

My dog ran into the street when he saw a Jace. He barked at him like he was the devil.

My mom got a Jace in her coffee. She dropped the cup. It was like a love story.

If you’re a jacesexual, you get so turned on by Jace that you forget your own name. It’s the worst.

I told my friend Jace was my favorite person. He asked me if I was in love. I said, 'No, I’m just a jacesexual.'

My brother got a Jace in his lunch. He ate the whole thing and forgot how to speak.

I saw a Jace in the mall and started screaming. I didn’t even know why.