Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Jacentary is when you’re too lazy to sit up and instead lie there like a dead goldfish.

I stayed in bed until my mom brought me soup and a middle finger.

He didn’t even bother to get up when the pizza arrived.

She texted me ‘I’m still in the bed’ and that was it.

2

Jacentary is like being a human doormat, you just lie there and take everything life throws at you.

He let his dog sleep on him like he was a pillow.

She didn’t move when her brother poured cereal on her head.

He got yelled at and just lay there like a fried egg.

3

Jacentary is when you’re so tired you don’t even have the energy to be angry.

He saw his math test and just sighed and went back to sleep.

She got a bad grade and just lay there like she was made of concrete.

He didn’t even flinch when his mom screamed at him.

4

Jacentary is like being a human couch, you just lie there and let life pass you by.

He watched TV for 12 hours and didn’t even get up.

She had a whole conversation with her dog while lying on the floor.

He didn’t even blink when the pizza delivery guy asked if he was alive.

5

Jacentary is when you’re so lazy you lie there even when you’re being yelled at.

He didn’t move when his dad came in and screamed at him.

She didn’t even lift her head when her teacher called her name.

He got a ticket and just lay there like he was in a coma.