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A hot damn flower named after a dead kid who got smashed by Zeus. It’s so rare you’d think a unicorn would be jealous.
My ex is a Jacenta. She left me for a man who could grow flowers out of his beard.
I saw a Jacenta in the grocery store. She stole my snack and my dignity.
My grandma said I was a Jacenta. I said she was a dried-up rose.