jacenne

Fresh

0 views · Added 2d ago · 5 definitions

Jacenne is a glittery nightmare with a soul made of broken glass. She turns pain into art and doesn’t care if it’s ugly.

DM: 'You’re a glittery nightmare. I’m not even mad.'

Text: 'She turned my heartbreak into a messy painting. I’m still trying to clean it up.'

Tweet: 'Jacenne’s art looks like my emotions after a bad breakup.'

Jacenne is a romantic who thinks love will last forever. She’s also the reason your ex is crying in a bathroom.

Text: 'She believed in forever love. Now my ex is crying in the toilet.'

DM: 'Jacenne broke my heart and then cried about it. I’m confused.'

Tweet: 'Jacenne: the love of my life. Also the reason I’m single.'

Jacenne is the kind of person who tells you her life story, but only if you ask nicely. She’s not a yes-man.

Text: 'She asked me to listen to her life story. I said no. She cried.'

DM: 'Jacenne told me her life story. I fell asleep. She was mad.'

Tweet: 'Jacenne: the only person who expects me to listen to her sob story.'

Jacenne takes blame like it’s her job. She’s too busy fixing herself to worry about you.

Text: 'She took all the blame. I just watched her fix herself.'

DM: 'Jacenne blamed herself for everything. I didn’t even do anything.'

Tweet: 'Jacenne: the only person who blames herself for my failures.'

Jacenne doesn’t like being called nice. She’d rather throw up than say thank you.

Text: 'She called me nice. I threw up.'

DM: 'Jacenne wouldn’t say thank you. She vomited instead.'

Tweet: 'Jacenne: I’d rather vomit than be called nice.'