jacelyne

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A Jacelyne is a backstabbing beauty who will smile in your face while she’s stabbing you in the back with a butter knife.
She laughed at my failed presentation and then texted my boss that I was a fraud.
She said she’d be there for me, then left me hanging at my birthday party to go to a concert with her ex.
She told me she’d keep my secret, then posted it on Instagram with a filter.
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A Jacelyne is a hot mess who will kiss your face and kick your ass in the same breath.
She gave me the best kiss ever, then called me a fat loser on Instagram stories.
She hugged me when I failed, then beat the living hell out of my ex.
She made me the happiest man alive, then left me for a guy who could do push-ups.
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A Jacelyne is a total legend who will fight your enemies and give you the best hugs.
She beat up my bully just because he said I was ugly.
She cried with me when my dog died, then went to the store and bought me a new one.
She told me I was a total failure, then bought me a pizza to cheer me up.
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A Jacelyne is a serious beauty who will be your best friend and your worst nightmare.
She kept my secrets, then told my mom I was a bad influence.
She helped me with my homework, then gave me a headache by talking about her ex.
She was my best friend, then said I was a loser on TikTok.
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A Jacelyne is a loyal, freaky, Hispanic goddess who will beat you up if you mess with her.
She told me she’d beat me up if I broke her heart, and she wasn’t lying.
She said she’d drag me out of hell if I annoyed her.
She said she’d beat me to death if I messed with her family.
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A Jacelyne is a social butterfly who’ll be your friend, but also your biggest critic.
She told me I was a loser, but still came to my concert.
She said I was the best friend ever, then posted my secrets online.
She was my best friend, but she would make fun of me in front of everyone.
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A Jacelyne is a 24/7 sex machine who loves kids and will flirt with anyone.
She said she’d have sex with me every day, and she wasn’t lying.
She loves kids so much, she even adopted my little brother.
She flirted with my teacher, then came to my house and said she wanted me back.
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