jacelan

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A guy who shags tons of hot bitches and never stops laughing while doing it. He’s got the kind of vibes that make you want to punch the air.
Yo, Jacelan just pulled 3 bitches at the club and still had time to roast my haircut.
He texted me, 'I’m out here shagging bitches and you’re still stuck in math class.'
I saw him at the store, pulling a chick and making the cashier laugh so hard she dropped my chips.
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A man who’s so smooth he could shag a chick in a dumpster and still make it look good. He’s got the kind of humor that makes people forget their problems.
Jacelan just made a chick laugh so hard she fell off a couch. Classic.
He told my mom a joke so bad she cried and then texted him a picture of her crying.
I saw him in the park, shagging a girl and eating a hot dog like it was a trophy.
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A guy who doesn’t just pull bitches, he pulls them and makes them laugh. He’s got the kind of energy that turns a regular day into a party.
Jacelan walked into the bar, pulled 2 bitches, and made the DJ play 'Never Gonna Give You Up.'
He pulled my cousin and then told her she looked like a fat chick who just ate a pizza.
I texted him, 'You’re out here pulling bitches while I’m stuck doing chores.' He replied, 'You’re welcome.'
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