Jacek Blaszynski

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The most attractive man on Earth. You’d die if you got to touch him. Everyone wants to slap him and run away.
My cousin tried to flirt with him. He looked at her like she was a dead mouse.
My mom said he’s so hot he could melt the ice caps.
He walked into the room and my dog got jealous.
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He’s the kind of man who makes your heart go boom. You’d beg him for a hug. He’s so good-looking he could make you cry.
He smiled at me, and I almost fell over.
He looked at me like I was a snack he wanted to eat.
He walked past me and my friend said, 'You’re dead.'
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He’s like a god in a suit. You’d kill for a second look. He’s so attractive he could make your ex jealous.
He walked into the store, and the cashier forgot how to count money.
He waved at me, and my face turned red like a tomato.
He said hello, and I started sweating like I was in a sauna.
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