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A guy who’s nice until he sees your face
He said he’d help me move, then ran when he saw my dog.
He asked me out, then laughed when I told him I had a tattoo of a chicken.
He said he’d be there for me, then left when I cried.
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A man who’s sweet until he realizes you’re not rich
He invited me to dinner, then left when I ordered soup.
He said he’d buy me a car, then cried when I said I had a job.
He asked me to marry him, then ran when I said I had a mortgage.
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A guy who’s kind, but only if you don’t stink
He asked me out, then ran when I didn’t shower.
He said he’d be my friend, then left when I smelled like old pizza.
He said he’d help me move, then cried when I had a smelly sock.
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A man who’s good, but only if you don’t ask for stuff
He said he’d help me move, then left when I asked for a couch.
He said he’d buy me a drink, then cried when I asked for a second.
He said he’d be there for me, then ran when I asked for money.
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A guy who’s cool, but only if you don’t talk too much
He said he’d listen, then left when I talked for 10 minutes.
He said he’d be my friend, then ran when I told him my life story.
He said he’d help me move, then cried when I explained my childhood.
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A man who’s kind, but only if you don’t have a beard
He said he’d be my friend, then left when I grew a beard.
He asked me out, then ran when I had a scruffy face.
He said he’d help me move, then cried when I told him I had a chin.