Jace rime

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The human version of a broken toaster
He took 10 minutes to walk to the store.
He was still eating his cereal at 8 AM.
He got stuck in a doorway like it was a portal to another dimension.
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A kid who moves like he’s been hit by a slow bus
He took forever to answer the door.
He walked into class like he was on a vacation.
He took 5 minutes to tie his shoes.
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The reason why the rest of us are fast
He’s the reason we all run in class.
He moves like he’s been in a time warp.
He took 3 minutes to pick up his pencil.
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