jace parcell

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A half-decent redneck from the ass end of Pennsylvania who hangs out with tobacco and fancy ladies.
Jace just walked into the bar with a cigarette and a smile like he owned the place.
He told the waitress he'd marry her if she brought him another beer.
He got into a fight with a guy over whose lady was better.
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A somewhat tough hillbilly from Pennsylvania who likes to smoke and flirt with women who wear fancy clothes.
Jace was smoking a cigar and giving a lady a wink like she was his next conquest.
He got into a brawl over a parking spot and a woman’s perfume.
He called the waitress a 'babe' and ordered three shots.
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A kind of tough guy from the backwoods of Pennsylvania who’s always hanging out with cigarettes and high-class women.
Jace came into the store and told the clerk he’d buy the whole place if he got a discount.
He hit on a woman so hard she had to call the cops.
He took a drag of his cigarette and said he’d beat anyone who didn’t like tobacco.
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