Jace moezinia

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a fat, fluffball of a human who smells like honey and bad decisions
You look like a honey bear that got hit by a truck and forgot to brush its teeth.
I’d marry you if you promised to never stop being cute.
You’re like a bear in a candy store, but also a bad one.
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a human-shaped pillow that also eats your feelings and your snacks
You’re like my pillow, but also my snack thief.
I’d hug you even if you stole my last cookie.
You’re the reason I eat snacks at 2 a. m.
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the human version of a honey bear, but with more drama and less honey
You’re like a bear who got dumped by the honey.
You’re cute, but you also have a temper.
You’re the kind of bear that would fight a bear for a single piece of honey.
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