jace hesketh

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a human trash can that smells like old pizza and regret
I saw Jace Hesketh in the hallway and ran the other way. He looked like he had been hit by a garbage truck.
My mom said Jace Hesketh was in the school cafeteria and made the food taste worse.
Jace Hesketh walked into class and the whole room started coughing. It was like a disease.
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the reason why your lunch gets stolen every day
Jace Hesketh took my sandwich and said it was 'not worth the effort.'
He stole my lunch again today and added ketchup to it. It was like a crime scene.
Jace Hesketh took my lunch and then ate it in front of me. I wanted to cry.
3
a walking reminder that life is unfair
Jace Hesketh walks into the room and I immediately feel like I'm going to fail everything.
He came to my desk and said, 'You're gonna get a D, kid.' I didn't even do the homework yet.
Jace Hesketh looked at me and said, 'You're gonna get a D.' I got a D. He was right.
4
a human version of a bad decision
Jace Hesketh picked the worst team in the world and we lost the game.
He picked the worst lunch in the cafeteria and ate it in front of everyone.
Jace Hesketh decided to wear socks with sandals and no one could look at him.
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a person who takes your dignity and throws it in the trash
Jace Hesketh laughed at me when I tripped and fell. He said it was 'a masterpiece.'
He took my dignity and said it was 'not worth the effort.'
He took my dignity and threw it in the trash. It was like a horror movie.
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a walking disaster that smells like regret and old pizza
Jace Hesketh walked into the room and the whole class started coughing. It was like a disease.
He came to my desk and said, 'You're gonna get a D, kid.' I didn't even do the homework yet.
Jace Hesketh walked into the hallway and the smell hit me like a punch in the face.
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