Jace Hastings

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Jace Hastings is a human meatball so huge he could choke a horse. He lives on candy and screams at Hogwarts Legacy like it wronged him.
Jace ate 10 candy bars and now he's crying because his chair broke.
He yelled at his computer for 2 hours because the game crashed for the 400th time.
His mom says he’s gonna turn into a donut if he keeps this up.
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Jace Hastings is a walking food coma. He plays Hogwarts Legacy so much he thinks it’s a religion, and he eats like a monster.
He tried to log off his game and fell asleep on the keyboard.
He ate so much chocolate he looked like a brown blob.
He told his friend he’s gonna beat the game by next year, or die trying.
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Jace Hastings is a giant who eats sugar for breakfast and plays Hogwarts Legacy like it’s a sport. He’s got no life and no willpower.
He tried to do homework but got distracted by his game.
He ate a whole cake and then cried because it was too sweet.
He said he’ll beat the game by 2025 or he’ll quit eating forever.
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