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The art of being a total jerk to a girl until she’s crying in the hallway, then showing up like a fancy suit and telling her everything’s going to be fine
You: Why are you crying? Me: I don’t know. You: I just got dumped by the guy who told me he was perfect. Me: Oh, I’m perfect. I’m right here.
She: You said you loved me. Me: I did. Then I went and cheated on you with your best friend. She: I’m going to kill you.
He: You’re so annoying. Me: I know. That’s why I’m here now.