Jace effect

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The art of being a total jerk to a girl until she’s crying in the hallway, then showing up like a fancy suit and telling her everything’s going to be fine
You: Why are you crying? Me: I don’t know. You: I just got dumped by the guy who told me he was perfect. Me: Oh, I’m perfect. I’m right here.
She: You said you loved me. Me: I did. Then I went and cheated on you with your best friend. She: I’m going to kill you.
He: You’re so annoying. Me: I know. That’s why I’m here now.
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When you act like a total piece of garbage to a girl, then she breaks down, and you come in like a knight in shining armor to save the day
You: I don’t care about you. Me: I do. You: Why? Me: Because I just broke up with your ex.
She: You’re the worst. Me: I know. That’s why I’m here now.
He: You’re so fake. Me: I’m not fake. I’m here because I like you.
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When you treat a girl like dirt, and when she’s all cried up, you swoop in like you’re the god of love and tell her everything’s going to be okay
You: I’m leaving. Me: Why? You: Because you’re a total waste of time. Me: I’m not. I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.
She: You’re the worst. Me: I know. That’s why I’m here now.
He: I don’t like you. Me: I do. That’s why I’m here now.
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