JAC'D UP

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You get smashed like a peanut in a blender by someone who eats meat for breakfast and calls it a snack.
I walked into the ring and the guy looked like he just woke up from a nap. Then he hit me like I was a bad joke.
My ribs are still sore from the last time I got jac'd up. I think I broke a rib and my pride.
I tried to be tough. Then I got jac'd up. Now I'm just a guy who cries in the shower.
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You get turned into a pancake by a guy who’s got more muscle than a burger and twice as much swagger.
I thought I was ready. Then I got jac'd up. Now I’m just a guy who’s out of breath and out of luck.
He hit me so hard I thought I was going to get a tattoo from the impact.
I got jac'd up and now my face is a map of where I got hit.
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You get tossed around like a rag doll by someone who smells like sweat, beef, and bad decisions.
I got jac'd up and my brain is still trying to figure out what happened.
I walked in. I got jac'd up. I walked out. I walked in again.
I got jac'd up so bad I think I got a new nickname: 'The Pummeled.'
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