jaccob

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a tiny cum shot that barely leaves your pants
He shot a jaccob and my pants were still clean.
My buddy said he got a jaccob and it was like a drop in the ocean.
I saw a jaccob and it looked like a single tear from a sad man.
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a cum shot so weak it could barely light a match
He had a week cum shot and it didn’t even wake me up.
I got a week cum shot and it was like a whisper.
That week cum shot was so weak, I thought he was faking it.
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the kind of guy who has a name that screams 'I’m the best'
Jaccob walked in and my girl was gone in 3 seconds.
Jaccob came in and my dog left me for him.
Jaccob said one thing and my whole life changed.
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a cum shot so weak it could barely wake a dead man
He shot a really week cum shot and my dog yawned.
I got a really week cum shot and it was like a sigh.
That really week cum shot was so weak, I thought he was asleep.
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