Jaccoa

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Jaccoa’s is a kiwi lassie who looks good enough to eat and spits out rhymes so fresh they make your socks smell. She’s a sesh weapon who gives advice so good it could save your life or ruin it.
"You’re gonna fail this sesh if you don’t listen to me.", Jaccoa, after I showed up late and out of breath.
"This advice is free, but I’ll charge you extra if you don’t use it.", Jaccoa, being her usual annoying self.
"If you don’t take my advice, I’ll haunt you in your sleep.", Jaccoa, because she’s that good.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jaccoa’s is a kiwi with a face like a model and a brain like a sesh grenade. She shows up in crowds like she owns the place and then disappears like she never was there.
"I just walked through the crowd like it was my personal gym.", Jaccoa, after doing a split and walking away.
"You saw me? No, I saw you. I was just being polite.", Jaccoa, when I tried to say hi.
"I was here. I just don’t like you enough to stay.", Jaccoa, after I asked her for help on a sesh.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jaccoa’s is a kiwi lassie who rips up the sesh like it’s her job. She gives advice so good it could make you rich or send you to jail.
"That advice was worth more than your firstborn.", Jaccoa, after I failed a sesh and cried.
"I told you to wear pants. Now you’re paying for my coffee.", Jaccoa, being her usual mean self.
"If you don’t take my advice, I’ll take your lunch money.", Jaccoa, because she’s that mean.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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