Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you mess up your meat while trying to get off.

I tried to rub it hard and now my finger is bleeding.

My thumb looked like a sausage after that jaccident.

I got so worked up I sliced my pecker like a hot dog.

2

When you accidentally stab yourself with your own meat.

I was going for a climax and ended up with a cut on my junk.

I tried to jerk it and now my hand looks like a meat grinder.

I got so excited I bit my own finger.

3

When you try to make yourself feel good and end up making yourself hurt.

I was trying to get off and now my hand looks like a wound.

I messed up my finger while trying to get my meat happy.

I got so into it I split my thumb like a hot dog.

4

When you try to get off and end up with a wound on your meat.

I was going for a big finish and ended up with a cut on my junk.

I messed up my hand while trying to get my meat going.

I got so worked up I sliced my thumb like a hot dog.

5

When you try to get yourself off and end up bleeding.

I was trying to get off and now I'm bleeding like a pig.

I got so into it I cut my finger to pieces.

I got so excited I sliced my thumb open.

6

When you try to make yourself happy and end up with a cut on your meat.

I was trying to get off and now my hand is bleeding.

I messed up my finger while trying to get my meat going.

I got so worked up I split my thumb like a hot dog.