Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Finnish brand of dildos that oozes lube like a fat kid oozes soda. Jacce makes sure your Goatse is extra smooth and extra messy.

Jacce is the only thing keeping me from crying during my Goatse.

I tried a Jacce, and my Goatse felt like a vacation.

Jacce is the reason I still have a job and a soul.

2

JACC means turning a cool city into a boring Chinese city. It’s like turning a party into a group project.

Hong Kong got JACCed, and now it’s just another Chinese city.

Macau was highJACCed, and now it’s like a boring school.

They JACCed my city, and now we just eat noodles and complain.

3

Jacc is what you say when someone is lying so hard, they might as well be wearing a lie mask.

Jacc, you said you had a job, and now you’re here eating my lunch.

Jacc, you promised me a pizza and now you’re here with a bag of chips.

Jacc, you told me you were rich, and now you’re here with a beggar.

4

Jacce is a guy named Jack who is so thick, he can’t fit through a door without bending it.

Jacce tried to walk through the door and broke it like it was a toy.

Jacce went through the door and the door went through him.

Jacce walked in, and the door was scared.

5

A Jacce is a guy who acts like a total idiot, but he’s also kind of cute.

Jacce walked into a wall and then laughed like it was a joke.

Jacce tried to fight a chicken and lost.

Jacce said he was a superhero and then tripped over a banana.

6

He’s a street nigga who treats his girl like a queen. He’s got a big dick, he fights, and he doesn’t cheat unless he has to.

He fights like a beast and never backs down.

He treats his girl like a queen and never lets her down.

He’s got a big dick and he knows how to use it.

7

Jacc the Snacc is a guy with a baby face and a man body. He’s got the thicc-est moobies and a sexy man-v. He’s a legend, but he’ll die a virgin.

Jacc the Snacc walks in, and everyone stares.

Jacc the Snacc is so thicc, he’s a galaxy legend.

Jacc the Snacc is the best, but he’ll never get laid.