jacc

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Jacc is when you say ‘yeah right’ like you’re being insulted and you’re tired of hearing nonsense.
Jacc, bro. I saw you eat a whole pizza and still say you’re on a diet.
Jacc, you failed math and you’re still bragging about it.
Jacc, you said you’d be here at 10, and it’s 11 and you’re still asleep.
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Jacc is a guy named Jack who’s so dumb, he probably eats his own food.
Jack, you’re Jacc. You dropped your phone in the toilet and you’re still proud of it.
Jacc, you tried to text your mom, but you spelled ‘love’ as ‘l0v3’.
Jack, you’re Jacc. You think ‘thicc’ is a real word.
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Jacc is when someone acts like a complete idiot, and everyone else just sighs.
Jacc, you tried to fight a vending machine and lost.
Jacc, you think ‘jackass’ is a type of smoothie.
Jacc, you tried to explain ‘infinity’ to a kid and it got worse.
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Jacc is when a city gets so crowded and rulesy that it feels like anywhere else in China.
Hong Kong got JACCed. Now it’s just another Chinese city with more rules than a teacher.
Macau got JACCed. Now it’s just a big city with no freedom.
Taipei got JACCed. Now it’s just a city where everyone’s tired of rules.
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Jacc is a Finnish dildo company that’s so good, it’s like it was made by a god.
Jacc, that dildo makes me feel like I’m in heaven.
Jacc, that dildo is so good, I’m gonna forget my own name.
Jacc, that dildo is so good, I might have to marry it.
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Jacc is a street nigga who’s got a big dick, a big heart, and a big attitude.
Jacc, you got a big dick and a bigger attitude.
Jacc, you never cheat unless you have to. That’s real respect.
Jacc, you fight like a beast and still don’t fear god.
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Jacc the Snacc is a guy with a baby face, a big body, and a big future.
Jacc the Snacc, your moobies are so big, they could be a whole country.
Jacc the Snacc, your man-v is so sexy, it’s like a superhero.
Jacc the Snacc, you’re the thiccest bean in the galaxy, and you’ll die a virgin.
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