jacayden

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A friend so good they’d fight a dragon to keep you from getting trampled by a herd of angry unicorns. You don’t deserve a jacayden, but you got one anyway.
I’d die for you, but you’d probably forget to text me back.
You’re like the best friend ever, but I’m still gonna roast you in the morning.
If you got lost in the woods, I’d probably yell at you for being dumb, but I’d still find you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jacayden is a friend who would throw you a party if you failed a test. They’re like your personal hype squad, even when you’re being a complete mess.
You failed math? I’m throwing a pizza party. Bring your drama.
You cried in the hallway? I’m here with a bag of chips and a laugh.
You got in trouble? I’m the one who got you out, and then I laughed at you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jacayden is someone who will never let you be sad. Even if you’re being a total idiot, they’ll still be there with snacks and insults.
You cried over a broken pencil? I brought a bag of candy and a sarcastic comment.
You failed a test? I brought snacks and a new nickname for you.
You got lost in the mall? I found you, then I laughed at you for being clueless.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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