Jacassian

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Jacassians are the stupid people who live in Jacassia, a fake place where they think being rude and dumb is the best thing ever. They don’t care about facts or real stuff. They just like to argue about fake stuff like aliens and chemtrails.
Why would you believe the internet? I saw it on a meme!
The government is controlling us through pizza!
You’re not a real person if you don’t believe in conspiracies.
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Jacassians are people who think they’re smart but are actually just loud and wrong. They live in cities and online, and they hate anyone who tries to tell them they’re wrong.
You think you’re right? I’m gonna fight you in the comments!
You’re not a Jacassian if you don’t believe in greys!
I’m not wrong. I’m just fighting the wrong people.
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Jacassians are the kind of people who think they’re the only ones who know the truth. They don’t care if you’re right. They just want to insult you and yell about fake stuff.
You’re not real! You’re a fake person from the government!
Why do you believe in facts? That’s not cool!
I believe in aliens. You’re a loser.
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Jacassians are the worst people who think they’re the best. They argue about stupid stuff all day and don’t listen to anyone. They’re loud, dumb, and love conspiracy theories.
I believe in chemtrails. You’re a government agent!
You’re not a real person. You’re fake!
I’m right. You’re wrong. That’s all that matters.
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Jacassians are the kind of people who argue about fake stuff and think they’re smart. They don’t care about facts. They just want to be loud and rude.
You’re not a real person. You’re a government agent!
I believe in greys. You’re wrong!
You’re not smart. You’re just loud.
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Jacassians are people who think they’re cool because they believe in stupid stuff. They don’t care if you’re right. They just want to insult you and argue all day.
You’re not cool. You’re a fake person!
I believe in chemtrails. You’re wrong!
You’re not a Jacassian if you don’t believe in greys.
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