jacarrion

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The most real person ever. They put your ass in your place. Don’t mess with them. They’ll cuss you out and make you cry.
Yo, jacarrion just told me I’m a weakling and my momma’s a weakling too.
Jacarrion walked in and said my beat was worse than a middle school dance.
Jacarrion called me a ‘dumbass’ and then called my dog a ‘dumbass’ too.
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They don’t play. They rip you apart like a chicken. They don’t care if you’re sad or mad. They just rip.
Jacarrion just broke my phone and said I deserved it.
I tried to flex, jacarrion said I looked like a confused potato.
Jacarrion said my music was ‘boring’ and then said my dog was ‘boring’.
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They are the meanest person. They don’t hold back. They cuss you out loud and then laugh at you.
Jacarrion told me my haircut was worse than a cat’s fur.
Jacarrion said my beat was so bad it could make a ghost cry.
Jacarrion told my dog I was a ‘weakling’ and then told me I was a ‘weakling’ too.
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