Jacarl

He walked into the bathroom like he owned it. I looked at him and said, 'You must be Jacarl.' He didn't even flinch.

At the bus stop, he stood there with his pants half-zipped. I knew it was Jacarl before he even said hello.

My cousin told me Jacarl showed up at the party and tried to beat the record for the longest pee.

He told me he had to buy a new pair of pants because his old ones were 'too small for Jacarl.'

At the mall, he tried to buy a whole section of the store just to show off his size.

He challenged me to a duel, and I said, 'You're not getting past me until you prove you're Jacarl.'

He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his member. I just said, 'You're Jacarl, aren't you?'

At the park, he started telling a random kid about his member. The kid ran away screaming.

He walked into my classroom and said, 'You're not ready for Jacarl.' I said, 'I was never ready.'